Squeaky computer

Why did the computer squeak?

Somebody hit the mouse.

The word 'mouse' has two meanings in English - a 'mouse' that is an animal and a 'mouse' that you find on a computer. 'Squeak' is the noise a mouse makes.

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YellowScientist6000's picture YellowScientist6000 replied on 16 March, 2011 - 07:03 Maldives Permalink

I like to be friends too!!!
i like this joke :D

NaturalDiamond50's picture NaturalDiamond50 replied on 21 February, 2011 - 12:31 United Kingdom (Great Britain) Permalink

that is not funnny

PrincessTune2's picture PrincessTune2 replied on 19 February, 2011 - 13:47 Ireland Permalink

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GigglingTeaPanda's picture GigglingTeaPanda replied on 15 February, 2011 - 09:53 Indonesia Permalink

Q : Who is the most tallest in the world? A : Mosque, because can reach moon and star
Q : Why the butterfly have a wings? A : if butterfly have legs, it can't fly
Q : What is suddenly white, suddenly black? A : Penguin rollings hahaha!

Thanks for Answer and Thank's for reading! do you like it?
A. Maybe Right B. Okey
C. I dont like it D. Very mess
Thanks,
GigglingTeaPanda

ColourfulBird30's picture ColourfulBird30 replied on 3 March, 2011 - 10:17 Sri Lanka Permalink

Are these your own ideas, anyway those jokes a nice, I like them...
your picture is nice...

PreciousPrincessMars's picture PreciousPrincessMars replied on 26 February, 2011 - 12:24 India Permalink

NOT FROM THESE OPTIONS I WILL GIVE MY COMMENTS BY MY OWN THESE WERE NOT GOOD BUT VERY GOOD AND INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FizzyAmuletYoyo's picture FizzyAmuletYoyo replied on 13 February, 2011 - 19:58 Hungary Permalink

HHHAAAAA VERY FUNNY

PrincessTune2's picture PrincessTune2 replied on 1 February, 2011 - 19:15 Ireland Permalink

ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahah

LordBoat7's picture LordBoat7 replied on 30 January, 2011 - 08:16 India Permalink

it was good and can be better..............

LadyRoseClarinet's picture LadyRoseClarinet replied on 29 January, 2011 - 10:44 Australia Permalink

its so cool.
i cannot stop laughing.

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