'Have you got any invisible ink?'

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'Certainly, sir. What colour would you like?'

Invisible means that you can't see it. So, anything that is invisible has no colour!

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I do not understand

Hi QueenMysticJewel,

If something is invisible it means that you can't see it, so it is strange when the woman asks him what colour ink he wants because he asked for invisible ink! laugh
Best wishes,

BluePixieWand smiley
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HaHaHaaa
it's very funny
Hahaha
hello,i'm Raachita

Lol! Invisible ink don,t exist, but you can make invisible ink by lemon, vinegar, white wine, diluted honey, milk ...You can find it anywhere in your houses.

wow i am going to try it.

very funny and good!!!!

I can't get it

Dear CaptainRap3000,
The idea of the joke is that the man wants to buy invisible ink. If something is invisible it means that you can't see it, so it is strange when the woman asks him what colour ink he wants! 
Best wishes
LadyNutkinStar
LearnEnglish Kids team

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