A monster and a mouse

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The 'skirting board' is a piece of wood between the floor and the wall. Sometimes mice make holes in the skirting board.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board!


Do you like this joke?

Average: 3.5 (41 votes)

Submitted by CaptainSoccerS… on Thu, 07/05/2020 - 09:01

i don't like because no video. i no understand

Submitted by MissSpicySpell on Mon, 04/05/2020 - 05:42

its quiet ok but I don't get it much

Submitted by DJBiscuitPiglet on Mon, 16/03/2020 - 18:20

That reminds me of the pizza and chips song!

Submitted by MagicalPinkQuartz on Tue, 25/02/2020 - 11:00

I don't like it.

Submitted by LadyYellowTrumpet on Fri, 08/11/2019 - 14:15

No video! I don’t like. Sorry

Submitted by CurlyPearl10 on Sun, 05/05/2019 - 10:01

the joke is not funny.

Submitted by CaptainMooseHarp on Thu, 04/04/2019 - 17:06

great joke I like it

Submitted by TwinklingDiamond1 on Wed, 21/11/2018 - 12:42

I don't like this joke. Sorry!!

Submitted by GreatPlatinum7 on Tue, 31/07/2018 - 08:51

very very bad joke

Submitted by DJGreenViolin on Tue, 03/07/2018 - 11:42

I like this joke,but I don't understand.

Hi DJGreenViolin,

The joke is that a monster is much bigger than a mouse, so it makes bigger holes.

But there are never actually monsters in houses!


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