Invisible ink

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Invisible means that you can't see it. So, anything that is invisible has no colour!

'Have you got any invisible ink?'

'Certainly, sir. What colour would you like?'

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Submitted by MissPyramidAmulet on Wed, 18/08/2021 - 12:57

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I don't get it!!!? Please can some one help me?

Hi MissPyramidAmulet,

The man wants to buy invisible ink. 'Invisible' means that you can't see it, so it has no colour. 

The shop assistant asks him what colour he wants - but that's impossible, as it's invisible.

I hope that helps.

 

Best wishes,

MissInternetEarth

LearnEnglish Kids team

Submitted by DoctorRedBike on Wed, 20/03/2024 - 18:56

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YES! It is

Submitted by MissGuitarWizard on Tue, 18/05/2021 - 00:29

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I don't understand

Hi KingFolk900,

If something is invisible it means that you can't see it, so it is a little silly when the woman asks him what colour ink he wants because he asked for invisible ink! 
Best wishes,

BluePixieWand 
LearnEnglish Kids team

Submitted by SecretPandaForever on Thu, 03/09/2020 - 20:09

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hahahahaha i get the joke haha :)

Submitted by BronzeSandalHello on Sat, 15/08/2020 - 12:36

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I am sorry but the person who posted it do not have to much imagination

Submitted by QueenMysticJewel on Wed, 08/07/2020 - 03:53

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I do not understand

Hi QueenMysticJewel,

If something is invisible it means that you can't see it, so it is strange when the woman asks him what colour ink he wants because he asked for invisible ink! laugh
Best wishes,

BluePixieWand smiley
LearnEnglish Kids team

Submitted by BlueRapNightingale on Wed, 22/04/2020 - 18:24

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HaHaHaaa it's very funny Hahaha hello,i'm Raachita

Submitted by SilverGarnetNature on Thu, 16/05/2019 - 13:50

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Lol! Invisible ink don,t exist, but you can make invisible ink by lemon, vinegar, white wine, diluted honey, milk ...You can find it anywhere in your houses.

Submitted by PrincessAmuletCastle on Fri, 12/01/2018 - 11:08

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very funny and good!!!!

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