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Elephant and car

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If an elephant sat on your car it would get squashed! Normally if you ask someone 'What time is it?' they tell you the time of the day, for example '9 o'clock'.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car!

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Submitted by TopazXylophone… on Sun, 23/05/2021 - 18:09

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sooooooooooooooooo funny!

Submitted by QueenPurpleWitch on Wed, 29/04/2020 - 03:08

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not really fun..can you make something very funny

Submitted by KingOnlineSport on Thu, 16/04/2020 - 16:38

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For me it is funny .

Submitted by LadyFootball9000 on Fri, 10/04/2020 - 22:22

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That wasn't a joke

Submitted by SapphireFire3000 on Sun, 05/04/2020 - 16:21

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This joke is not really funny

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