A sea monster's favourite meal

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What is a sea monster's favourite dish?

Answer

Fish and ships!

Help

Fish and chips is a popular dish in the UK. Chips sounds a little bit like ships!

Discussion

Do you like this joke?

Average: 3.5 (145 votes)

Submitted by MagicalOpal3 on Mon, 19/05/2025 - 13:43

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Chips and ships.. they are similar... they rhyme

Submitted by AgentCoralStarfish on Sun, 22/12/2024 - 05:16

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Its a funny corny joke hahahahah

Submitted by SeriousMetal900 on Thu, 28/12/2023 - 05:59

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its not quite funny
The monster be like: I WANT MY FISH AND SHIPS ITS MY FAVOURITE!
Director: MONSTER you're suppose to say FISH AND CHIPS not ships

Submitted by FluffyJewel999 on Thu, 03/08/2023 - 19:18

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Love it!! Amazing!!!

Submitted by MasterShinyPhoenix on Thu, 16/12/2021 - 10:14

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LOL!!! be careful when sailing!!

Submitted by DJPrincess50 on Sun, 22/08/2021 - 12:48

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yeah I like fish and chips like monster's that so funny -_-

Submitted by CleverDiamond5000 on Thu, 12/08/2021 - 08:15

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pretty good

Submitted by SilverOtterFebruary on Tue, 03/08/2021 - 16:48

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I like the joke!

Submitted by MissGuitarWizard on Tue, 01/06/2021 - 18:57

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Hahahahahahahahaha I love it. Very funny

Submitted by WalkingYellowMantis on Wed, 19/05/2021 - 19:20

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very good i laugh a lot hahaha

Submitted by ProfessorGigab… on Wed, 12/05/2021 - 09:36

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Ooh, I like chips! Especially Wafers....

Submitted by MissPelicanJasmine on Sat, 17/04/2021 - 16:48

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I like it . Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Submitted by TopazXylophone… on Thu, 04/03/2021 - 16:21

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I just LOVE this joke!
I can't help laughing...but no one in my family likes it. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!

Submitted by DJRockNight on Tue, 24/11/2020 - 13:28

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ı think this is not funny but ı like it

Submitted by GemMummyDuck on Mon, 23/11/2020 - 16:48

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Hello everybody,this joke is not funny to me.I think ship and chips words pronunciations are similar.

Submitted by KickingT-Rex20 on Fri, 25/09/2020 - 16:22

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VERY VERY BAD JOKE

Submitted by WowKangarooTree on Wed, 09/09/2020 - 12:55

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XD This joke is really funnuy and it make's me very hungry because I love to eat!! #firstcommet

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