Jumping cow

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'Shake' means to move backwards and forwards or up and down. To make milkshake you shake the milk and the fruit so it gets mixed up. Cows have milk inside them so if they could jump up and down the milk would shake!

What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?

A milkshake!

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Average: 4.1 (31 votes)

Submitted by LadyCrystalKitten on Fri, 27/03/2020 - 13:15

In reply to by DJCrabDigital

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Hi DJCrabDigital,

 

If something moves up and down, then the thing inside it shakes. So if a cow jumps up and down, then the milk inside the cow 'shakes'. So you have 'milk' 'shake'!

 

Of course, this doesn't happen in real life, but it's a joke with the words! Do you like the joke?

 

LadyCrystalKitten
LearnEnglish Kids team

Submitted by MagicalPinkQuartz on Tue, 25/02/2020 - 10:52

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Ok! It a joke! But it doesn't make me laught! At all!!!

Submitted by BrownBeardCrab on Wed, 09/10/2019 - 08:45

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Can you not? like whoever made this joke please stop making jokes...

Submitted by OpalCrabWagon on Fri, 04/10/2019 - 18:34

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Its so bed!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by KingRunning4000 on Wed, 12/06/2019 - 15:10

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so so so so bad

Submitted by GreyVioletJellyfish on Fri, 11/01/2019 - 18:35

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It's so funny!

Submitted by TwinklingDiamond1 on Wed, 21/11/2018 - 12:38

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It's an ok joke.

Submitted by DJVelociraptor… (not verified) on Sun, 30/09/2018 - 18:17

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SO SO Funny

Submitted by MisterCatDinosaur on Fri, 01/06/2018 - 10:18

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Very good I like it

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