'Have you got any invisible ink?'

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'Certainly, sir. What colour would you like?'

Invisible means that you can't see it. So, anything that is invisible has no colour!


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Average: 3.4 (963 votes)


Lol! Invisible ink don,t exist, but you can make invisible ink by lemon, vinegar, white wine, diluted honey, milk ...You can find it anywhere in your houses.

very funny and good!!!!

I can't get it

Dear CaptainRap3000,
The idea of the joke is that the man wants to buy invisible ink. If something is invisible it means that you can't see it, so it is strange when the woman asks him what colour ink he wants! 
Best wishes
LearnEnglish Kids team

This joke is not funny . It bad !

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I just don't seem to get it...

what does this joke mean?

Hi PrincessFlutePearl,
Click on the "Help" button to see an explanation of the joke.
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LearnEnglish Kids team 


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