What do you call a wizard from outer space?

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A flying sorcerer!

In stories, a 'sorcerer' is a man with magical powers and is similar to a wizard. A 'flying saucer' is another name for a UFO (an unidentified flying object). The words 'saucer' and 'sorcerer' sound almost the same.

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I don't like it too. It's not funny anymore.

  •  sorry guys but I don-t know what you see funny in that!!!

 

I  totally agree with you.I don't get what is funny in this joke.

Actually I have read a couple of jokes recently.So I have decided to share them with you.Hope you enjoy them.One day a couple saw a penguin in one of the streets of London.They took the penguin & asked a policeman what to do with this animal.The policeman told them to take the penguin to the zoo.A couple of hours later they came across with the policeman again.The penguin was still with the couple.The policeman was surprised.He said;
wHAT ARE YOU DOING?I THOUGHT THAT I TOLD TO TAKE THE PENGUIN TO THE ZOO!
The man answered:
YES,WE DID & WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.SO NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE DINNER IN A FISH RESTAURANT.....
 
A sick man goes to the doctor & says to him that everything he touches hurts.So if he touches his head it hurts or its leg etc so every part of the body.So the doctor after the examination told him:
SIR,I AM AFRAID YOU HAVE BROKEN YOUR FINGER.

Hi Perfect Diamond40! 

I like your jokes a lot. They made me laugh! :)

Best wishes, Miss Lucky Mouse (website editor)

 Since you enjoyed my jokes MissLuckyMouse I will tell you another one.Hope you enjoy this one too.Thanks for reading my jokes.
A COUPLE WENT ON HOLIDAY IN LAS VEGAS & THEY SAW A MAGIC SHOW.DURING THE SHOW A MAGICIAN DID A WONDERFUL NUMBER.SO THE WOMAN SHOUTED "How did you do that".THE MAGICIAN ANSWERED "Madam if I tell you than I would have to kill you.THE WOMAN THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT & THAN SHE SAID"Ok than tell my husband how did you do it!!!!
TEACHER:There is a Black Sea,a Yellow Sea and a Red Sea.Now Jake show them on the map.
JAKE:I can't sir I am colour blind.
ONCE UPON A TIME NASEREDDIN HAD A DONKEY.ONE OF HIS FRIENDS ASKED HIM IF HE COULD BORROW THE DONKEY.NASEREDDIN SAID THAT HE HAD GIVEN HIS DONKEY TO ANOTHER FRIEND & THAT THE DONKEY WAS IN ANOTHER CITY.AFTER THIS CONVERSATION WAS DONE NASEREDDIN'S DONKEY STSRTED BRAYING IN FRONT OF THE FRIEND'S HOUSE.SO THE FRIEND TOLD NASREDDIN "How could you lie to me ?" & THE REST OF THE STORY.
NASEREDDIN ANSWERED"You don't believe me,your best friend & you go ahead & beliave a donkey.

I don't like it.

It isn't funny and I don't like it.

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