'Have you got any invisible ink?'

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'Certainly, sir. What colour would you like?'

Invisible means that you can't see it. So, anything that is invisible has no colour!


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i love it but try a really funny joke i accecpted better than that from u!!!!!!!

oh i hate this joke boring joke.and miss lucky mouse try to improve these jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Thanks for this!

 Dear MissLuckyMouse,
I don' t understand this joke (even I have seen the hint) , because even invisible ink haves colour. With three special oils you can make it visible, and you can see the colour!

 Hi White Starlight Piano

Aha... this invisible ink is truly invisible! 

Best wishes, Miss Lucky Mouse (website editor)

 not funny but very nice idea


G-R-E-A-T !



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