Listen to a song about about a dancing monster.

Song and lyrics © Dave Holmes


Invent a monster and tell us about it. What is its name? What does it look like? Where does it live? What does it eat? What does it like? 

Average: 3.8 (801 votes)


The melody is great but the contents... well...very suitable for children. Not.

Hi SparklyDiamondPharaoh,

Thank you for your comment. You're right that some of the things that the monster does aren't good (he eats little boys, he never says please and thank you...) but the song is supposed to be funny and we hope that children who listen to this song won't do the same things as the monster!

Have fun practising your English on LearnEnglish Kids.


Best wishes,


LearnEnglish Kids team

Terrible, poor song.

Very beautiful song

thí game is good. I like it somuch

i want him to eat girls his name is max and he lives on a star. he travels in a space ship and a little green car. he,s got eleven noses his hands and feet are purple while his fingers are red. he likes to drink coca cola and eat boys he,s a monster monster hairy scary monster doing the hairy scary monster bob 

and nice

 Hi i am Ajlina in Macedonija .       This song is my favorite song because it is very funny!