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Elephant and car

 

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Answer

Time to get a new car!

Discussion

If an elephant sat on your car it would get squashed! Normally if you ask someone 'What time is it?' they tell you the time of the day, for example '9 o'clock'.

Comments

SapphireTreeFly's picture

heres a joke its a picture of a cow just idea for this website by the way and the joke is whats a cows fave planet? the answer is mooon =3

SapphireTreeFly's picture

you know what i didnt get it i didnt think it was funny im sorry its just like not right

PrincessNebulaFlower's picture

ya its ok we all can also give jokes in the comment lets do that

PreciousPearl7000's picture

NOT SO FUNNY

SapphireTreeFly's picture

I know right?

OrangeGrey40's picture

that's fun.

ProfessorDragonSatellite's picture

very funny

RedClarinetForest's picture

no not funny

MasterBrownOrbit's picture

hahahaha.......very very very funny joke

QueenGrapefruitJasmine's picture

HAI  HAI

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