REALLY FUN STORY

very silly story......!

very magical

when the mom said "dont be silly" i
just skipped what and excuse and
went back and repeated again and 
again

                                                               Mr.Gregorovitch's   Cream of Horned Slugs Sauce  
 
Ingredients

1. 4 spiders(dead)
2. 9 slimy horned slugs 
3. 3 drops of cow blood 
4. 1 mosquito
5. A sock (for flavoring)

Method 

• Crush the 4 spiders into fine powder .
• Collect the slugs' slime and add it to the crushed  spiders.
• Stir until creamy.
• Heat the mixture four 2 minutes. 
• Leave to brew for 15 minutes . 
• Add the drops of blood one by one to the mixture
• Throw the mosquito from 1 meter  to the center of the mixture
• Put in the sock for flavoring ( the smellier, the better) 
• Note : DO NOT OVERDO THE FLAVORING .... ILL EFFECTS INCLUDE VOMITING AND HEADACHE
  
• Bottle it in a glass jar , or if you want drink it straight away.

This sauce is good with fried cockroach clusters or warm worm soup.
  
Comments 

Utterly Disgusting! :) 
- Mr. Love-the-socks

Thank you ,sir!
 - Gregorovitch Von Burnset