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This boy's favourite celebration is Christmas. What's your favourite time of year? Tell us about it!
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By the way I'm clever!
answer this questions!
Are You Clever?
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DEAR EVERYONE I HAVE SOME JOKES TO TELL:
1.Why was the clock sent to the principal's office?
Ans:Because he was ticking too much!
2.Where do cows go on vacation?
Ans:BerMOOOOda!
3.What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
Ans:A food fight!
4.What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Ans:A coconut on vacation!
5.What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?
Ans:She burped 7UP!
6.Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Ans:Because she had bright students!
Great jokes Glass Sparkly Jasmine!
Thanks for sharing.
Princess Pixie Pea (website editor)
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Dear Princess Pixie Pea,
Do you understand the joke? No? Read this:
Turkish people comes from Turkey. Turkey is a traditional Christmas meal. But they are both named Turkey, you can't choose!
White Starlight Piano
Dear White Starlight Piano
What a great joke and thanks for your explanation!
Have you listened to our Christmas song about a naughty turkey?
Princess Pixie Pea (website editor)
Dear Princess Pixie Pea,
I have a joke:
Q: Why Turkish people flight before it's Christmas?
A: Because people from other country's will put them in the oven!
Do you understand this?
they like christmas.and I too.it is favorite day in a year.
it is a good
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